Do you want to hear something hilarious? Do you? Are you sitting down? If not do so or you will fall over. Sit yourself down on a chair and hold on to something because here it comes:

The lecture note, my lecture note, from the lecture in which we discussed issues central to the questions I have to answer is gone! “Gone?” you say. Yes gone. Not only that. It’s not like I need to look for them. I know where they are. Well then Sir they are not gone, not even misplaced. You just go fetch them!” I can’t. “Why not?” you say…

Because I have thrown them away. Because they were written on the back of something else. Because I had forgott my pad that day. And that something else was a copy of something so I didn’t need it since I had the original.

I have throw the lecture notes away!

Man I suck… oh well, back to reading.