Several pieces of evidence point in the direction that the head line above hints (if it were, and it might be, a rhetorical question). Mainly Mats seem to have nine lives (all though he might have used up them all since he looks dead sitting on the top of my head. This, however, would jeopardise my theory, hence the parenthesise… just ignore it). I had another, or a, appointment at the place where I cut my hair today. My last one was cancelled due to a sick hairdresser. Guess what! She’s sick again. I was supposed to get Mats Jonsson cut today but no. I’ll have to re-schedule again!

This is the sad state Mats is in now: