What is this!?
This is ridiculous!
Am I cursed?
I wake up this morning and the first thing I notice is that when I speak. I sound like I speak in a distorted voice. This fact only apparent to me as it seems my sinuses are filled with some crap so every time I say something and that something resonates in my head it gets distorted. Well that might be cool you say. You can sing guitar riffs and the actually sound like guitar riffs! No! It’s not cool! It’s so uncool!
I can’t believe this.
I had a cold most of September. Then I was well, at least from the cold. Camilla has been sick, in total, two times for the entire time we’ve been together. The second time, just this week, being a massive cold with fevers and stuff. But since I was on antibiotics, and I think it was what we in Sweden call broad spectra antibiotics meaning they kill off several, if not all, kinds of bacteria. Why would I think this (as opposed to thinking I was on narrow spectra antibiotics)? Well because the doctor said that the antibiotics would fuck up my stomach meaning kill all good bacteria in there. He also said that this kind of antibiotics would kill a horse (I don’t think he meant literally, or talked about the horse as a horse or any kind of animal, I think he referred to the horse being a large animal and this being a strong antibiotic not even a large animal like that could stay alive from this grand dose… was he trying to kill me?)
So, now I have this crap feeling in my throat. It feels like I’m heading for another cold.