I get a call yesterday morning:

“Hi. My name is Ass Hole I work for WeSuck Delivery AB. We have a package for you, will you be home between 1300h and 1600h?”

“Yes.”

(Here it gets weird.)

“You wouldn’t happen to work someplace to where we can deliver your package?”

(Why would he ask this?)

“No.”

“Ok, I’ll arrive later.”

“Ok, bye.”

Did WeSuck Delivery AB come? Did I get my package? No!
Did I have to sit at home and wait between 1300h and 1600h and even, like a true Swede, thought that he might be running late and it’s ok, I’ll just wait some more. Yes! And no, he hasn’t arrived yet. I swear; had I been a big multi national company then Mr. Ass Hole would have shown up with my package, almost paying me to take it, right on time.

(I think it was my recording software arriving. Apple really ought to change delivery firms here in Sweden.)